The Life and Lies of the Badass Hipster

Hi, I’m Selina.

  • 14 I mean, 15. I’m SIXTEEN NOW!

I keep forgetting that I’ve turned 16 already. Even though I have been sixteen since January 19.

  • Incoming college freshman. BOOYAH!

I have to gain enough knowledge or else the Organization won’t let me train as a Claymore. I am from a life-sustaining planet in another galaxy. I’m on Earth to train.

  • Asian, U MAD?

I dunno lol, a Chinese-Filipino with a little Spanish blood DOES qualify, right?

  • Freckles and eyebags.

Apparently, though, I’m in a tropical country and my skin is too tanned for my freckles. My eyebags, too, never disappear, despite my being a heavy sleeper.

  • Jess Bowen Girl drummer.

I will never be as good and as awesome as Jess Bowen ;__; I am a crappy drummer but I can play nonetheless so fuck yeah, that’s a plus right right right?

  • Muggle Squib Witch.

I have been waiting for my Hogwarts letter for a while now, I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER! I am now studying at Hogwarts via Pottermore, but my parents took it away in hiding when it arrived (good thing I found it). They think I’d be the female Voldemort because I’m just too great a witch.

  • FOREVER ALONE~

And will always be unless I fix my relationship issues because I tend to unconsciously shoo people away when they get too close if you get what I mean. I am, however, married to Natsume Hyuuga. He’s a hot bamf from Gakuen Alice but he has a ‘girlfriend’ there so just shush about this marriage thing.

Even though it is always—and has always been—open. People just really don’t love me. I tend to give various reactions depending on my mood. If I’m hyper, I don’t take your messages srsly. If I’m in an inspired mood I take in everything you say and respond as properly as I can.

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I post and reblog a shitload of things. Mostly Harry Potter, bands, random hipster photography, my rants, food, movies, Disney, etc. There may be the occasional sport, far out show, lengthy text post, and whatever the fucking else I want because this is my own blog anyway.

I’m a nice person if you really get to know me. I don’t bite, I think. I may be rude or whatever sometimes, but that’s just what you think because all I am is hyper and whatever.

DEAL WITH IT OR GTFO.

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